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[30 Jul 2004|10:13pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

You know you want a piece of this . . . Collapse )

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[13 Jun 2004|11:01am]
[ mood | cynical ]

i really like filling things outCollapse )

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[09 Jun 2004|05:44pm]

[ mood | hot ]

okay so we're all really bad at this community thing.

anyways, YAY FOR BEING SEENYAZ! okay, that was spelled completely phoenetically... five more days of school! you can do it!

anything new and exciting?


as a community, we suck lol.

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[19 May 2004|11:46pm]

Name: kupala
Location: the world
Age: 18 next week
Picture of yourself: you find one

Write a brief opinion detailing the specific aspects of your body, mind, soul, et cetera that qualify you as hawt_cynics material. I supose i oooooze cynicism but I don't ooze much else. I love watching bad movies just so i can comment loudly on how crappy they are. But I'll never do that in a theatre, because i'd feel really bad if you paid 7 dollars to watch the britney movie and I ruined it for you. i think there is good art and bad art, and not always just "difference in opinion".
I really dig food. I make a mean chocolate cake from scratch. None of that packet mix bullshit.

What are your three favourite books? The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Pomosexuals, Catcher in the Rye

What are your three favoruite movies? The Graduate, She's Gotta Have It, Hedwig and the Angry Inch

What is your favourite word? What is the definition? Cool Beans - I think it's an expression for "awesome". The old lady at my workplace taught it to me.

Least favourite word? What is the definition? Bombastic - it means extremely pompous, but it's also the word that pissed me off the most during the SATs.

What are your thoughts on former Alaskan folk princess Jewel’s new look? She needs to come out with a sex tape, and then she'd be all set.

What is your favourite lo-fi indie pop band? Can i join if i say Pavement and Belle and Sebastian?

What (or who) would you do for a Klondike bar?
I'd go to the store and buy one. Or i'd do the ice cream man, but only if he had the chocolate ice cream kind.

Who killed Bambi? your mom.

Who is your favourite "My So-Called Life" character? Unfortunately never seen the show. I demand that you replace this question with favorite Saved By the Bell character.

How, or where, did you find us? I typed in "Syracuse" for interest search.
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NEW RULE [02 May 2004|08:37pm]
As the moderator of the community I would like to enact a new rule:

The Driska Doctrine,
If for some reason a large conflict occurs between two or more members, one of the parties involved in the conflict can appeal to the other members of the community to consider revoking the membership of the other party.

If the other members take revoking the accused party into consideration, the accused party may then make one post entailing why they should not be banned from the community. If and only if they can convince the majority of the members in the community to vote to keep them in the community then they are allowd to stay.

In other news, we are in need of applicants to get this community off the ground. In the future we would like to start contests in which you will be judged in some way.

We are open to suggestions so feel free to leave comments.

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yo I be newbie [30 Apr 2004|04:50pm]

[ mood | busy ]

your average computer geek/actress/student/tinkilt/bookworm/genius under guise of insanityCollapse )

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[25 Apr 2004|07:34pm]

[ mood | amused ]

okay so apparently our community coolness has intimidated the bejeezers out of all prospective and current members...THAT'S INCLUDING YOU!

so i will take the initiative and post.


in the corner of my room, there is a rather large (however lifesize) cardboard cutout of legolas aka orlando bloom in an elf costume with blonde extensions. i got him for christmas. too bad it wasn't the real thing. anyways, i enjoy him very much, since orlando is possibly the hottest thing on earth... but at the moment he is holding a sign that says "i feel like a pretty lady".

I DIDN'T DO IT! (i swear)

perhaps my father is a tad jealous of orlando's chill 2-dimensional steady-eyed poise and command of the room? actually, i just think he wants the extensions.

and still the fluorescent hell looms in the future. don't ya love mondays...

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hawt_cynics newbie app [12 Apr 2004|08:55pm]

[ mood | amused ]


Name: da_lsd
Location: CT (aka CRAZYTOWN)
Age: 17 going on 14-actually, i only look 14 (take me to friendly's and i'll get you the chicken fingers at kid's prices!)
Picture of yourself: no! i'm like a ghost-i don't photograph

Write a brief opinion detailing the specific aspects of your body, mind, soul, et cetera that qualify you as hawt_cynics material: i am so incredibly hawt_cynics material b/c i am OBVIOUSLY the hawtest 14 yr old YOU know, and i can be very cynical when required. i also have extreme interests in public bathrooms, the town hall, pitseleh, random things and chilling under my desk, so FACE IT HONEY, WE'RE SOULMATES. actually, we are b/c molly sold hers to me one year ago

What are your three favorite books? 1) hard love 2) the club dumas 3) guppies for tea 4) a midsummer night's dream 5) little women

What are your three favorite movies?
1) the usual suspects 2) little women 3) fight club

What is your favorite word? "lugubrious"

Least favorite word? "excoriation" and "no"

What are your thoughts on former Alaskan folk princess Jewel’s new look?
so wait, who's jewel???

What is your favorite lo-fi indie pop band?
apathetic sheep

What (or who) would you do for a Klondike bar?
not much-i don't especially like them

Who killed Bambi?
bad men

What is your favorite "My So-Called Life" character?
don't have one

*Failure to do so will result in banning* <-- WTF?!

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Introduction. [12 Apr 2004|05:42pm]

[ mood | sassy ]

If you've stumbled across this community, you've already taken the first step to becoming a better, more complete hip person.

So please apply. We have no friends and want to fill the empty voids in our souls by demeaning others through livejournal. Unless, of course, you fill out an application rife with hilarity in which case we will be your slaves and live our pathetic lives serving you.

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